A Few Confessions

I find that women look ridiculous with the word “PINK” or even worse “Juicy” sprawled across the butt of their pants. The designer for Victoria’s Secret that came up with that atrocity was either completely high or pulled a really great joke on consumers.

I adore garden gnomes.

Never been to Carl’s Jr. and never plan on eating there based solely upon my disdain for their commercials.

I am obsessive about the perfume I wear. I have tried many times to switch, but I always go back to the same one I’ve bought for the past eleven years. It’ll be a sad day when I can no longer find Carolina Herrera 212.

I am a foodie. I love watching cooking shows. I try to eat healthy most of the time, but I certainly have my weaknesses too. Originally I intended a very different title for this post, but realized it had the potential to attract a good deal of perverts. Here is my list of favorite Food porn*

*a term coined by my friends to appropriately describe food which provides absolutely no nutritional value, often contains 2 days worth of fat, calories and or cholesterol, yet knowing this information the said food by-product is still consumed and one may or may not feel guilty afterwards, largely depending on the day of the week this takes place.

10. Training Table cheese fries

  9. Wilkinson’s scones with honey butter

  8. Ramen noodles

  7. Cinnabon cinnamon rolls

  6. Big Macs (minus 1 of the 2 patties included)

  5. Waffle Crisp cereal

  4. Chili-Cheese flavored Fritos

  3. Chili-Cheese dogs from Weinerschnitzel

  2. Reese’s peanut butter eggs

  1. Ho-Ho’s